🩸🫐 Shark Week Starter Kit 🍓

Because surviving Shark Week deserves cheesecake... and a little emotional support.

When Aunt Flo crashes your plans, fight back with dessert scents instead of actual crimes.

The Shark Week Starter Kit pairs two ridiculously delicious bakery-inspired candles to help you survive cramps, cravings, mood swings, and whatever fresh chaos your uterus has planned this month.

Includes

🫐 Creamy Blue Balls
A rich, creamy blueberry cheesecake fragrance that's smooth, sweet, and just a little inappropriate.

🍓 Shark Week
A decadent strawberry cheesecake scent packed with enough bakery goodness to distract you from the monthly bloodbath.

Together, they're basically comfort food without the calories.

Perfect for:

• 🩸 Shark Week survival
• 🍰 Dessert lovers
• 🔥 Heating pad marathons
• 📺 Binge-watching your comfort shows
• 🚫 Avoiding human interaction
• 💅 Treating yourself because you earned it

Warning: May cause dessert cravings, improved moods, spontaneous naps, and the overwhelming urge to cancel every plan you made this week.

Whether you're buying it for your bestie, your girlfriend, your wife, or yourself, this is the ultimate period survival gift for anyone who deserves a little sweetness during the monthly chaos.